
You've got to keep the devil/Way down in the hole.»

This was meant to save the UK film industry? Really?»

Pointless film receives more-pointless sequel.»

The brains behind the US version of The Office don't stray far from the winning template.»

Hell is other people (eating your yoghurt).»

A film about vampires? What a novel concept!»

A beautiful film, only let down by a paucity of DVD extras.»

It's easily the best CG-heavy film about crime-fightin' guinea pigs 2009 had to offer.»

The future will look back on this film, and weep.»

OK, fine: "whazzup"?»

Remember when Star Wars meant awesome? That was a long time ago (and in a galaxy far, far away...)»

Well-rehearsed ad-libs and deliberate fuck-ups don't really save this live DVD.»