Getting on TV
Craving your 15 minutes of fame on the box? Here's how to get it
By Bianka O'Neill
The New Inventors
So you've fashioned a time machine out of chewing gum and egg boxes but don't know how to get it out there? Then this is the show for you. First the TV exposure, then the fame and fortune.
Go to: www.abc.net.au/tv/newinventors/submit/ and submit your invention online to compete for the best invention on television.
Australian Idol
We've heard you at karaoke and you do a mean Lionel Ritchie. Join the cattle call for Australian Idol auditions at the Australian Technology Park, Eveleigh, from 8.30am on Saturday 31 May, Sunday 1 June and Monday 2 June. Hello, it could be you they're looking for. Then again, you could be on the worst auditions highlights...
Australia's Funniest Home Videos
Hit yourself in the crotch recently? Has someone else hit you in the crotch? Did you hurt yourself somehow involving your crotch? Hopefully someone taped it, because then you can win some dollar. Send your tapes to AFHVS, Locked Bag 9999, Crows Nest, NSW, 2065. For more info, go to: http://funniesthomevideos.ninemsn.com.au/contactus.aspx
Want more fame?
You media whore, you. Check out StarNow - a website of listings for live audience calls, contestants wanted, and reality TV show audition information. We'll see you there.